dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
sam: what are you even saying
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
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DEAN: Y'know, though we met years ago, sometimes I feel like I hardly know you. You should tell me about your life.
CASTIEL: That's a long story.
DEAN: Then just tell me the important parts.
CASTIEL: On September the eighteenth, 2008, I saved a righteous man from Hell.
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lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right” I’ve never had a school...
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
dietchola: do twin boys have the same penis size?
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic: i-live-for-glitter-not-you: i-live-for-glitter-not-you Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T???? stOP THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
capture-the-word-alive: Don’t ever say that music doesn’t save lives. If it wasn’t for music, I wouldn’t be here. Reblog if music saved your life.
Reblog if you'd date a boy/girl with scars. No...
itsajensenthing: castielliarmus: do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
dickspeightjr: do you know the story behind richards necklace he always wears? he and his friend were filming a movie together and they stopped at one of those dirty road-side stores and bought two simple chain necklaces. not too much later, his friend died of cancer, and he hasn’t taken the necklace off since in remembrance of him. if you don’t love this man then you’re wrong.
a-weeping-angel-just: GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT THE SNAKE MEANS In the bible Lucifer turns into a serpent, or a snake, and tempts Eve to eat the fruit Lucifer is tempting Sam to become his vessel
city-of-safe-harbors: my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
the-fandoms-are-cool: seducifer: So you have your villains. And villains that you hate. Villains that you love. The villains that you love to hate and hate to love. THEN THERE’S THIS FUCKER. ALL HE NEEDS IS A PINK DRESS SUIT AND CAT PLATES
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